My lovely Lit teacher

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:43:00 GMT

Ah. My lovely Lit Teacher. He is probably one of the funniest guys I know. And he doesn't even mean to be ;) Anyways I have him on Mondays for Intro to Literature and the last two classes I have taken down quotes that he have said because he's just so damn funny and cute! Professor Mastrofrancesco is a poet and short story writer. He is a professor in Washington, D.C but for just this short sweet semester he's teaching at my college. Hot....

October 25's class:
Referring to his unability to hear people and see people sometimes:
"The 3 d's: deaf, dumb...wait and blind. Now I'm dumb...I'm doomed."

"Ok class lets read Bob Dylan's 'Do not go Gently into that Good Night."
Student: "It's Dylan Thomas sir."

"Did I wipe your ear?"
Student: "No I said 'Did you mark me here?'"

"I'm sorry you don't know how lost I am, oh wait I don't even know how lost I am."

"I'm not going completly crazy. Just sorta crazy. Please refer to me to your friends as eccentric."

Nov. 1st's class:
"When people talk back to me, I think of songs in my head. Has anyone ever heard of Nancy Sintra's 'These boots are made for walking?'"

(reading about an author) "Born in Depew...Depoo...either way its bad."

(talking about a woman having sex) "From a magnitude of her...thunder."

(when no one responded to a question) "That was a question but we'll leave it as a statement question."

"Hips are instruments."

"Has that phone always been there? There's a phone on the wall!"

"I'm hearing voices but not faces. It always freaks me out."

(someone said fuck) "That curse word was censored right?"

(talking about an unlikeable character) "Why do you want to kill her? She's Nnoying. Annoying."

"Written in 1971, when all of you were little babies."

(referring to Halloween) "Who saw Scream 2 play over and over again the other day? I wanted to kill myself."

"Stopping by a snowy evening...(snaps fingers)"
Student: "Frost."
"I was thinking Forest."

"Isn't he like, amazing?"

"A guy who cut my hair said he just got a botox injection in his eyes. And he couldn't move his eyebrows and it was freaking me out."

Student: "I forgot what I was saying Yes too."
"I forgot what I asked."

this bird has flown

My lovely Lit teacher